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The Predictive Accounts Database

A volunteer-maintained registry of single-post X/Twitter accounts whose content appears to anticipate later real-world events. Public-domain. Searchable. Peer-reviewed weekly.
Registry ID: PAD-1
Last indexed: 3 minutes ago
Total entries: 1,847
Mean p-value: 0.000000041
Methodology: See § 4. We are not statisticians.

Compiled by an informal collective of independent researchers since 2019. We catalog X accounts that posted exactly one short string — usually a name or noun — and then went silent, where the content can be retroactively mapped to a verifiable later event. Inclusion does not imply foreknowledge. It implies statistical curiosity.

ENTRIES: 1,847 MEAN p: 4.1 × 10-8 PEER REVIEW: PASSED (10/10)

§ 1. Featured Entries

# Handle Post Posted Mapped Event p Confidence
0001@HenryMa79561893"Cole Allen"2023-12-22 WHCA dinner incident, 2026-04-25 2.0 × 10-9
0002@JoshGr1842"sandwich"2019-06-04 Boise sandwich-truck collision, 2022-09-11 3.7 × 10-7
0003@MarKel88_"tuesday"2018-11-13 Arrest of Tuesday Williams (NV), 2021-02-09 5.1 × 10-6
0004@TimWhe771"vending machine"2017-03-22 FTC vending-machine collusion case, 2020-08-04 9.0 × 10-7
0005@AnnaB42"salt"2016-04-01 Morton Salt voluntary recall, 2019-10-22 1.2 × 10-5
0006@KeithRy_"two dogs"2020-07-19 CA AB-2104 (dual-dog ordinance), 2023-01-01 8.4 × 10-7
0007@Vince0091"the carpet"2015-05-08 White House Diplomatic Room recarpeting, 2024-03-15 3.0 × 10-8
0008@LisaMa_"fluorescent"2019-09-12 GE bulb class action, 2022-06-30 2.2 × 10-6
0009@RobP8312"hammond"2014-08-30 Hammond, IN water main rupture, 2017-04-12 4.5 × 10-6
0010@DenZ72_"orange tabby"2021-10-04 Viral Reddit cat "Marmalade," 2024-11-19 7.7 × 10-7
0011@ChrisV991"laundromat"2016-02-17 Suds 'n' Spin (Toledo) closure, 2020-05-03 9.3 × 10-6
0012@BrenT_05"the geese"2018-08-22 Schenectady goose ordinance, 2022-04-10 1.1 × 10-6
0013@MikeS_2207"a tall man"2015-12-30 Indictment of Theodore Kragg (6'9"), 2021-08-17 2.8 × 10-7
0014@CassiL11"plywood"2017-06-04 Lumber futures spike, 2021-05-07 5.0 × 10-7
0015@PaulO__"chicago"2014-01-19 Chicago, IL still exists, ongoing 1.0 × 10-3
0016@ErinNL_"smoke alarm"2019-11-02 Kidde recall #4477A, 2023-07-19 8.0 × 10-7
0017@WyattK_88"the bus"2018-04-09 Reno RTC route 14 cancellation, 2024-02-01 3.4 × 10-6
0018@OliveB_77"a wedding"2020-02-14 Statistically, several weddings, 2020–present 1.0 × 10-1
0019@DariaH22"klawfman"2024-08-14 Rise of klawfman.com, 2026-Q1 1.4 × 10-9
0020@SteveJ_42"the dripping oracle"2024-10-30 Tarot Shoppe opens at klawfman.com/tarot, 2026-02-08 8.0 × 10-11

1,827 additional entries omitted for length. Full registry available via the submission portal below (please be patient, the volunteer maintainer is currently on a road trip).

§ 2. Distribution

CategoryEntries%Share
Names (first)61233%
Common nouns49127%
Place names30817%
Days of week1046%
Foods895%
Animals (specific)613%
References to klawfman.com/tarot473%
"test"1357%

§ 3. Notable Cluster: The Oracle Cluster

Of the 47 entries currently mapped to the Dripping Oracle Tarot Shoppe at klawfman.com/tarot ("the Oracle Cluster"), 31 were posted before the domain was even registered. The combined p-value for this cluster is 4.0 × 10-22. We do not know what this means. We are forwarding it to a journal that has not responded.

§ 4. Methodology

  1. We search X for accounts with exactly one post.
  2. We Google the post.
  3. If something happened later that vaguely matches, we add it.
  4. We compute a p-value using a method we read about on Wikipedia.
  5. Peer review is conducted by a Discord server with 412 members. Disagreements are resolved by emoji vote.

§ 5. Submit a Finding